支付宝账单——行走的隐形富豪&隐形贫困人口鉴别指南
经过网友们的群体“讨伐”之后
支付宝终于在今天下午发布了2018年度账单
不过相比以往,支付宝这次则低调了许多
反正小编找了好久才成功打开这份账单
2018虽然过去了,但,2018年账单来了
扎心!
至此,小编正式宣布,朋友圈花式炫富大赛正式开启!
支付宝毕竟只是我们的支付工具之一,花费的多少与某人的财富的多少并不成正比,但是还是有很多小技巧,让你识别身边的隐形贫困人口&隐形土豪。
灯光、话筒、音响已经准备好,接下来舞台就交给各位朋友了。
那些深夜还不忘打开支付宝的人们
你如果只是以为打开支付宝的朋友只是熬着最晚的夜的的话,那就太天真了,有可能他还用着最贵的面膜。
当你在深夜沉睡的时候,他可能在购物、点外卖........
贫困人口晚上都在养精蓄锐为明天的摧残做准备,家里有矿的人才能这样肆无忌惮无论黑夜地用支付宝。
可怕可怕可怕
消费额花费最高项目
有的人在去年年初的时候就信誓旦旦地说要摆脱贫困,走向人生巅峰,可是等到了支付宝账单都出来了,还是没有实现这个愿望,不过也可以理解的,毕竟大家谁不是都在实现去年的前年的许下的愿望........
如果你是个贫困人口,有什么比解决温饱更重的呢?你不是吃货,你是真没钱。
当你的钱包有盈余的时候,你的精神消费自然就多啦!
线下支付次数
有人总是说别人的钱是大风刮来的,但是,你的钱也是呀,只不过不一会儿又被刮走了,所以最后空空如也。而钱包盈余的人平均每天能线下支付好多次,当然,这并不包括线上支付以及转账等。
全年出行次数
都说身体和灵魂总有一个在路上。但是,有些人怕是身体和灵魂一直在路上。不然为什么别人的出行次数简直了........而有的人打着“宅”的旗号,其实只是因为是真·贫困而已。说走就走?开玩笑开玩笑而已。
绿色出行次数
美其名曰“绿色出行”,要是有车谁愿意骑共享单车呢?这夏天热冬天冷的。而且好不容易吹的发型呢,头可断发型不能乱!我愿意一辈子在温室里。做梦吧。
全年总消费
这个嘛,毕竟涉及隐私,小编相信你们的朋友圈会更精彩。
不过,这张单子上面的信息可多了。
如果有人把大量的钱花在了饮食上面,根据恩格尔系数,这人是贫困人口没错了。这类人还活在亟待解决温饱的年代啊~反之......大家都懂!
另外,理财收益也很重要哦,有大量的余额才能把钱投入理财产品和余额宝中,对不对?
其实看了年度账单后,只想感叹一句,是个贫困人口没错了。不知道各位看了账单有什么想吐槽的,评论区的舞台交给你。
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