互联网企业裁员潮初现,程序员寒风中颤抖,昨日高薪今日失业
进入2018年10月,裁员似乎成了互联网企业的标配。曾经的明星企业ofo开始拖欠押金了,裁员也就顺理成章了。眼看他起朱楼,眼看他宴宾客,眼看他楼塌了
裁员的说法可以有千万种,但是其实就是让你走人
说到裁员,公司CEO们可不喜欢这个词语。因为裁员这个词语往往意味着经营不善、削减开支。
在当今社会,一个企业可能因为一条负面信息就走向绝路,不少破产公司都声称是媒体整垮了自己。裁员,无疑是令公司人不安的猛兽。
而这头猛兽,一定要关起来,不可以放出来。
但是人还是要赶走的,市场经济,只要合理合法,裁员不是什么违反规矩的事儿。那么怎么办呢,看我七十二变,发明一万种美化裁员的说法。
零野就来罗列一下,我们富有创意的互联网企业,如何回应外界对其裁员的传闻的,可谓把汉语言文学水平发挥到了极致!
京东
在11月底,网传京东每个团队都在裁员,按比例裁。淘汰率按不同业务部门,从10%-25%。
京东官方表示:这是正常人员流动和末位优化。先裁员未婚未育女性和试用期新人的说法是谣言。
知乎
互联网问答企业知乎以用户的高学历著称。网传裁员大约100多人。
知乎官方回应:每年年底都会进行员工绩效评估,进行相应的人员调整和优化。
去哪儿
作为国内知名的旅行服务商,去哪儿网大住宿事业部Q加项目组整个被撤掉,网传裁员超过百人。
去哪儿网官方回复:不存在大规模裁员,这是正常年终考核和优化。2018年底,按照例行考核,判定“Q+”业务不达预期,对该项目关闭。涉及的员工,去哪儿网会全部按照法定程序进行协商,经过2周的双方协商,协商以及转岗57人,协商未果的,全部按照法定条件给予赔偿。
美团点评
网传涉及内容运营、研发等岗位被裁员,并且有人爆料被裁的都是应届生。
美团点评官方回复:这是正常业务调整,受影响员工不到员工总数的0.5%。
摩拜单车
网传裁员涉及技术、市场、设计等几乎所有部门,据爆料市场和技术部门几乎整体被裁掉。
摩拜官方回复:这是正常业务调整,部分岗位仍然在招聘中,传闻裁员40%是造谣。
以上列举的裁员传闻都还是正常运转的企业,暂时没有太大危机。而已经绯闻缠身的ofo和锤子科技等等的裁员传闻更是甚嚣尘上了。
让零野为大家画一下重点:
以上企业全部认为自己不存在大规模裁员,是正常优化、正常淘汰。
往年你们都非正常优化,非正常淘汰吗?为什么今年这么正常却上了新闻?
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